Jokes & Humour

1/2/2021

An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.

See his answers... 

👇the last one is ultimate

😂😂😂😂

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's

city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.

ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people

  

😂😂😂😂😂

I died laughing!

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21/1/2021 

Tribute to Marriage 

Today is World Marriage Day. Let us keep 2 minutes silence and read some quotes of great personalities.

Today is 

*World Marriage Day!!*

A few interesting

*GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE* :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

– *Al Gore* 😁

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

– *Socrates* 

Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.

– *Mike Tyson* 😁

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

– *Bill Clinton* 😁

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

– *Michael Jordan* 😁

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

– *Barack Obama* 😁

When you are in love,

wonders happen.

But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.

- *Steve Jobs* 😁

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.

- *Brad Pitt* 😁

Happy World Marriage Day !! 🎉🎊🎈